[watch past intro there's art and "jumpscare" is satire] this is fourteen fourteen is what we call a robotics cryptid fourteen is also just my best friend if he had 360 degree vision, psychic powers, and was a sniper/secret agent superhero in my comic some lore details: fourteen can look at his own intestines if he wanted to fourteen doesn't need carrots fourteen is not fourteen years old fourteen thinks you should get a better sacramental view of reality fourteen doesn't speak in the third person, you do "if you put [six pairs of safety glasses] on and act REALLY DUMB, YOU TOO!! CAN BECOME AN ICONIC SUPERHERO with a niche fanbase. It's worked EVERY TIME that I've seen it tried out. EVERY SINGLE TIME IN OUR TESTING, THIS SUCCEEDED. IT'S FLAWLESS." - fourteen
edit at beginning by me song is daytona (let's go away) by SEGA sound team (inside joke and only fourteen theme song that isn't explicit) guys i'm sorry i'm so busy and this drawing was self-indulgent
