Pineapple Factor FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) Q: Is this a real business??? A: Yes, we are a Scratcher-run multi-million-dollar prebiotic soda business started by a living Pineapple fr fr Q: Where can I get your soda? A: At all major retailers or on our website, sites.google.com/view/pineapplefactor Q: What's the name of the owner A: Call me Ananas Comosus (search it up), Pineapple Factor, PF, or Pineapple Q: Who runs the business account (@PineappleFactor)? A: It is ran by one pineapple, but the projects/marketing are done by countless individuals here at PF HQ in Antarctica. I am the only pineapple, though ;( Q: Why do you have a free Sites domain? A: I'm broke, I mean, I wanted to be original :) Q: How much is one bottle of PF? A: One bottle is 9 Fruit Coins, equivalent to about $3 USD w/out the shipping fee Q: Is your mom kinda homeless? A: No, why would you ever ask such a question? Q: burger? A: no. no. no. Q: Is Howie Mandel related to your business? A: To Howie: Deal or no deal? Q: Why so much Pineapple? A: I embrace my culture :) Q: Is the song AI? A: uhh... maybe? Q: Since you are a Pineapple, do you drink your products? A: Drinking my own kind is strictly prohibited, but I do drink PF prebiotic soda Zero Pineapple sometimes :) Q: Are you an actual Pineapple A: Always have been :) If you have any other questions, feel free to ask in the comment section!
