USE THE ARROW KEYS Tired of fuzzy cable and limited choices? Welcome to the digital future! WOODWIRE TV Choice brings you hundreds of channels, right from space! Please note that your signal comes directly from our orbiting satellite array. We are not responsible for acts of nature. If you see a "Unable to retrieve television lineup" message, please check for obstructions such as tree branches, heavy rain, or snow build-up on your dish. If safe to do so, you might want to remove the obstruction or just wait for the weather to pass. ADDITIONALLY; Support for more Channels will be added in the future
uhhh this a parody to the old DirecTV Menu, and there's also a bunch of references to some friends' stuff sprinkled in (and some Jane Remover references suggested by a friend) btw if you didn't read the instructions, more channels will be added in the future v0.1 - Created the Woodwire TV Choice Channel, including Catherine's & Sam's channels v0.2 - Added Clem's channel V0.3 - Added Jane's channel v0.4 - Added Felix's Channel
