It's the bois! The TEO bois! Everyone's faaaaavorite bois! On the right we have our first living breathing mostly-still-human being, Avery Callahan! Standing at 6'4, this very tall private investigator is incredibly capable in his field, or at least very convincing. We have no idea if half of the things he says are true! An avatar of the Vast, his abilities align much with the usual, but he shows a strong affinity towards static electricity. He's also! Very good! At making! You! Uncomfortable! Haha! If he's shown you his abilities in any form, you better bet he'll be keeping tabs on you for much of the foreseeable future. Aaaaaand on the left, we have our second little friend, Colin Ray Fierran! Call him Colin! Or Ray! Or Col! He won't fight you about it! That's right, this 5'5 blondie has social anxiety!~ And for a few more oorp days, a broken arm! And likely forever, some missing pieces of his- WHOOPS, WE CAN'T DISCLOSE THAT INFORMATION YET! SILLY US! But this poor, poor, punching bag has an overwhelming amount of self-hate, so give him some love when you see him! Or don't! We don't really care, we're just a pair of fictional announcers, a figment of your imagination! AND NOW... PRESENTING... A... female-presenting character? THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS! Please click your screens or spacebars for the premier look at our new member, Haiku! Named for a poetry style, this public menace uses they/them pronouns and has no apparent last name. You can find them at your nearest mall, hiding plushies in as far a corner as they can get to without alarms going off or lurking around the city being a general nuisance! But beware, for this terror of a teen is an avatar of the Hunt, so watch your back if you choose to mess with them! And that's a wrap for now! Tune into The Eye Opens, a The Magnus Archives Universe roleplay studio run by the wonderful @0lympiic for more details about how Avery is terrorizing the staff and running artifact Pokemon battles in the basement, Haiku is beating up airport staff, and Colin is desperately trying to keep us from disclosing that tidbit of information from earlier! Have fun kids, and remember... yes, you ARE in fact being watched!
