Sillybird’s Nonsense Story: Chapter 3

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Chapter 3 Place: The Cursed Realm Click the screen thing for refs. Me: (running) How is he so fast!? Cursed Dalkstalker: (running next to me) Jump on my back! Me: (jumps on Darkstalker’s back Darkstalker: (runs up beside Cursed Kubla Kraus holding Camile) Stop, crazy guy! Kubla: NEVER!! Darkstalker: Why not? Kubla: I must get to my castle on [insert name of mountain here] Mountain by January Junction to marry Elisa! Darkstalker: Don’t you mean Elsa? Me: The original Jack Frost movie about Jack Frost came out like 50 years before Elsa existed. Camile: (reading Jack Frost DVD case while being carried by Kubla Kraus) Well, Jack Frost came out in 1979. When’d Esla come out? Cursed version of crazy snowman from Elsa idk his name because I’ve never watched Elsa: (jumps out) YOU WILL PAY FOR MISPRONOUNCING HER NAME!!!!!!!!!,! (attacks Kubla) Kubla: Agh! Dami, attack! Dami the metal puppet Kubla has: AKSIAIAIAAIIAAIIAIAAI!”!!!!! (eats snowman) Me: (jumps on Kubla’s back) Let go of Camile! Kubla: Never! Dami, get them! Dreepy: DREEPY!! (attacks Dami) Me: A Dreepy? Where’d it come from? Camile: Uhh, isn’t it the one who rides on your head? Me: I don’t HAVE a Dreepy who rides on my head, Camile. Darkstalker: Now you do. Dreepy: Dreepy! (snuggles onto my head) Me: (still riding on Kubla’s back) Fury Swipes! Kubla: Agh! (falls over) Dami, help! Dami: (does not answer because it was eaten by my Dreepy while I was telling Camile I didn’t have a Dreepy) Camile: I’m free! Kubla: (throws pokeball) Firestarmon, I choose u! Cursed Firestar: (emerges from Pokeball and starts rapping, as always) Kubla: Camile, I challenge you to a Pokemon battle! Me: Hey wait, she’s not a Pokemon! Why are you challenging her?? Kubla: She’s your Trainer, right? Me: NO HOW COULD A CAT BE A POKÉMON’S TRANIER THEY CANT EVEN HOLD A POKEBALL Camile: Well in Bakugan there was the dog who had his own Bakugan… Camile: Challenge excepted! sillybird77, I choose u!! Me: Wait! No one consulted me about this! Firestar: Firestar Firestar! Me: firestar isn’t even a pokemon… Camile: Sillybird, use Vine Whip! Me: …do you even know what type I am? Camile: Sushi type, of course! Me: AUGHHH (kicks Camile out of the way) Okay, I am my own Trainer now. Kubla: Firestar, use Electrorap! Me: what Firestar: Fire Fire! (starts rapping and zaps me) Me: Iron Tail! Firestar: (gets knocked away) Kubla: Aughh… Firestar, use Fury Raps! Firestar: (starts rapping and claws appear out of nowhere and attack me) Me: What!?!? Hyper Beam! (claws get vaporized and I hit Firestar) Kubla: Iron Rap! Firestar: (rapping and an anvil falls out of the sky onto me) Me: oouaghahh… That’s not even how Iron Tail Even works! How dare you curse Pikachu by ruining his move like this! Darkstalker: Go Sillybird!! Whoooo! Me: Dragon Rage! Firestar:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Me: um… Kubla Kraus: Firestar, use Feint! Fireststar: (faints) Kubla Kruas: Good! GoGoCrazybone, I choose u!!! GoGoCrazybone a snake: Gogo! Me: that’s not a pokemon either… Gogo: (spits venom at me like a rainwing) Me: (dodges) Camile: GO GOGO! GO GOGO! Darkstalker: Go sillybird!!! Woo! A few minutes later, Gogo is winning and I am losing Darkstalker: YPU CAN DO IT SILLLYBIRD Camile: I doubt. Darkstalker: (spits venom at Camile) Camile: (unharmed) WAHT YOUR NOT A RAINWING EITHER Darkstalker: Oh, right. Kubla: Any last words? Me: What!?!?!? Kubla: Before the battle ends. Yeah, that’s what I meant. Me: …i don’t trust yu Kubla: Are those your last words Kubla: you say before you losing? Me: No, these are. Me: … Kubla: … Me: idiotsaywhat Kubla and Gogo: What? Me: DREEPY DARTS Dreepy: Dreepy! (launches off my head and blasts into Gogo) Gogo: (disintegrates) Camile: What!? Only Dragapults can use that move! Me: I’m just that awesome I guess. Come on Camile, let’s go back to the endless white void we call home. Me: …anyone know where the portal is?