Don't ask.
@shadywednesdayw, we came up with these over the past few months together. Every once and a while one of us would be like, "Oh my God so and so is Chuck Norris for such and such reason!" Scotty is our latest addition, we decided he was awesome cuz he isn't dead so he's Chuck Norris. Star Wars belongs to Disney, Star Trek belongs to Paramount which belongs to something that starts with V which I don't feel like looking up, Harry Potter is owned by JK Rowling, and Chuck Norris belongs to himself which is everyone. You own Chuck Norris! Think about that! I'm really sorry. I was bored, okay? Just leave me alone. Done with the permission of @shadywednesdayw, right, Shady? btw Viacom owns Paramount, I did look it up after all. So there.
