1: Science Teacher: Can anyone give me an example of a biome? Kevin: Eroded Badlands! Me: That's a Minecraft biome, Kevin! 2: Me: I think I'm a bottom. Cardinal: I know. Me: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??? 3: English Teacher, dragging two 8th graders out of class by the ear: These two are prime examples of what not to do in 8th grade. Idiots 1 and 2. Dumb and Dumber. 4: Alexa: Tall person! Me: Short person! 5: Me: The power of friendship! Nick: And nuclear bombs! Both: And tax evasion! 6: Alex: OOOOHH they're fighting! Nevermind, they made up. Me: Hopefully they make 0vt. 7: *When there's 1 minute left to get to class* The Intercom: It's the final countdown! *DEEDEEDEEDEEE-DEEDEEDEEDEEDEE-DEEDEEDEEDEE* IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN 8: Science Teacher: I don't have $2 on me. Student: Yes, you do. Science Teacher: No, I don't. Me: Wow, you are really good at evading the IRS. 9: Science Teacher: *asks question* Matt: Ionic? Science Teacher: *throws a marker at Matt* 10: Random person in the hallway: You're a scuba! 11: Me: *pops into the choir room during lunch break* I'm secretly a rat 12: History Teacher: All hail the all-knowing Apple. 13: Choir Teacher: My life is falling apart! Cardinal: Don't worry; mine it too. 14: Artemis: Can I eat the bodies when you're done? Me: No, that's Oakley's job. 15: *Pennywise plush falls* Oakley: MY HUSBAND- 16: Oakley: *brings and ink pen and ink well instead of a pencil and knows how to use it for some reason* 17: Nick: *holding up rainbow scissors* Me: Why are the scissors gay? 18: Me: No one leaves this lunch table. WE ALL KNOW TOO MUCH. 19: Student: I don't come to school with anything! Student 2: Where yo eyeliner? Student 3: Where's your backpack? Me: Where your CLOTHES? 20: Random in the hallway, out of sight but in earshot: Caress me harder, daddy. 21: Random in the hallway: God, this place smells like teenage angst. 22: *A corn plushie is kicked during lunch* Me: MY SON- 23: *To the melody of Attention by Charlie Puth* Me: You just want my pencils~ You don't want my heart! 24: ETE Teacher: Are you touching each other again? 25: Oakley: You ship what? Yesterday you publicly announced you wanted my eggs in choir class! 26: *DVD logo hits the corner* Entire Class: OOOOOHHHHH- 27: English Teacher: Y'know, usually I'd get onto you for not doing your work, Zane, but at this point I honestly don't care. 28: Fantasy: You were snoring so hard the class considered putting a plastic bag over your head. 29: Me: I mean, everyone at this table has been with someone else at this table at some point- Fallon: OK, now you're making me sound like a h0e! 30: Me: I cast Inparadisumdeducantteangeliintuoadventususcipianttemartyresetperducantteincivitatemsanctamjerusalemchorusangelorumtesuscipiatetcumlazaroquondampaupereaeternamhabeasrequiem" 31: Artemis: GLEEP GLORP! (translates to: World Domination) 32: The nickname for a classmate who broke her ankle: Cripple girl. 33: Cardinal: I'm a failed . 34: Kit-Kat: I will shove that clarinet up your . 35: Choir Teacher: Please DO NOT eat in the choir room!!! The rats will get in! They will learn to sing music! They will PRACTICE all the time! They will start sounding better than the choir! YOU will be replaced with an Award Winning Professional RAT CHOIR! 36: Cardinal: Alexa! Pull out the whale!
All these names are nicknames or other names don't worry I recommend you at least check out: 15, 16, 20, 21, 22, 25, 33, 34, or 35