Press [1] to hear the first audition, and press [2] to hear the second one. I don't have a YouTube channel (or social media in general, aside from X/Twitter). If just linking to my Scratch profile would be the best solution, I won't complain.
A big thank-you to @SilverPUP788 for hosting the auditions and creating the characters. I'd also like to formally apologize to @-rawmeat- because they were probably more qualified for the position than I was anyway.