Have you ever woken up out of bed and thought: "What if breakfast was a crime scene?" Well, now you will know! With Timmy's "Cereal," you can cause a whole historical event! Now if you want to know HOW to make this cereal abomination/a-bomb-a-nation ritual that creates chaos itself, then this is for you! :D . How did this happen in the first place you might ask? Well, a boy named Timmy decided it was a good idea to make cereal in the worst way possible, and use it as a nuclear wasteland to ruin half of your dignity! . Notice: NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH ANYTHING EDIBLE. DO NOT CONSUME IN ANY WAY. DO NOT TOUCH IT AT FINAL FORM. DO NOT DO WHAT TIMMY DOES EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE ABOUT TO DO IT ANYWAY. . Now, how do you make this... "Cereal?" It's quite a lot of steps, but they are a- ...mostly simple and don't require a lot of things! What are those things? You will need: 1.Milk, The normally-second step in cereal. . 2.Cereal, The main thing in the name. . 3.Phone, Or just any communication device that can access popular social media apps. . That's all the things on the list that cavemen normally don't have! . How do I make this... "Cereal", as I just asked? Well, it's simple! All you need to do is: . 1.Spill milk on the floor, It's just the first step, and yet still seems like the last. . 2.Cereal on that milk, Adding more layers to your own flooring. . 3.Lick, I can't tell whether you're a cat, or a human. . 4.Spit, Absolutely not. . 5.Play with it, Now you're just purposely disrespecting your mom, and the cereal. . 6.Slip and slide, I don't blame gravity anymore. . 7.Wait for the milk to rot, Mother Nature never did anything to you. . 8.Come back, It's either you're brave, or you're brainless. . 9.Cover it with upside-down bowls, You're not a licensed cup therapist. . 10.Play The Floor Is Lava, That’s a bit literal. . 11.Remove all the bowls except for one, Your vision of subtraction. . 12.Flip the last bowl over, The Chosen One. . 13.Ride the bowl like a boat, Literally ocean cosplaying. . 14.Exit the room, You're just going to leave like nothing happened. . 15.Bring your mom, If you're falling, you're taking her with you too. . 16.Shove her face in your "Cereal," "WITNESS MY CREATION." . 17.Run away, "I'm scared" says you. . 18.Tell everybody on social media that Superman is at your house, You'd be the only one to fall for that. . 19.Wait for at least half the human population to arrive, Good luck with that. . 20.Witness the whole human population at your door, If I see aliens visiting too, I'm gonna freak. . 21.Lead them all to your swamp of "Cereal," You make it so obvious. . 22.Shove their faces in it, I'm feeling a bit of déjà vu. . 23.Prepare a funeral for over 8,000,000,000 beings, I was never here. . . Now... What do you do after this? You just stand here, and once the cops arrive, act like you just robbed a bank and got caught. Also, I was never here! Runs away like a ghost in the wind . . . . . . . . Never underestimate Timmy.
