Unplug your keyboard and play using telepathy. If it doesn’t work, try harder. Jump before the game starts to preload a super jump (this won’t work). Blow on your screen to increase your character’s movement speed. Hack into Scratch’s servers to give yourself a negative gravity multiplier. Only press the left arrow key—who said you need to go right? Argue with the bounce pads until they let you pass without bouncing. Cover your screen with sticky notes so you can’t see where you’re going. True challenge mode. Sing to your character—if Mario has a theme song, why shouldn’t yours? Ask your cat to play for you. Cats are natural platformer pros. Pause the game every frame to manually control physics like a TAS bot. Replace the bounce pad sound effect with an airhorn for extra motivation. Play using a banana as a controller (Scratch has key mapping, so anything is possible). Close your eyes and rely on pure luck. It’s the ultimate test of skill. Jump on a bounce pad and go AFK. Maybe you’ll reach orbit eventually. Delete the "when green flag clicked" block to beat the game instantly.
