He is the Hatman. Nobody knows where his hat goes. He is the Hatman. He only gives hats to those worthy of his hat's majesty. Steal his hat and you die. Look into his big hat, and you die. Don't look into his eye. He hails from the Cosmetic Conceiver, birthplace of all things stylish. He'll send you into Hat Jail if you interfere with the Hat Giving Ritual. The Hat Jail is a location within his hat.
