Remix to move Rules: https://www.chess.com/terms/chess "SAVE QUBO NOW- why isn't the cube in the screenbug?" - Splatkid802 “SUSSY MONGUS” - Shykio14 "Cube. I summon Cube." - thecomedicallybigpug/PuggoThePuggo
Alright, u/scurlocc. I'm done playing games. This is where things get serious. I know what you're thinking. You're laughing at me. You feel safe. And why wouldn't you? I've already tried twice before, both times to no avail. You've been lucky so far, I'll give you that. But luck cannot last forever. Like the sand in an hourglass, it is quickly slipping away. You were saved once by the renowned author u/Inexperienced__128. No one could have outshined the masterful prose that was on full display in that emotional epic of the lovestruck knights from warring kingdoms that defied all odds to be with one another. It truly was touching. But, there are only so many tales to be told. Then you were saved again, this time by u/Randomperson685 and the rest of the AMs* of r/AnarchyChess who decided that 20 years was when it stopped being too soon. And even without them, I had already been bested by the arcane sorcerer u/OldThymeyRadio. But, there are only so many towers to be destroyed. And there are only so many spells to be cast. You may hope for another savior to arrive. For some knight in shining armor to swoop in, Ron Weasley by his side, to vanquish the threat that I pose to you. But, there are only so many poptarts to be fianchettoed. There are only so many rooks to be stacked, only so many batteries to be promoted, only so many hotels to be purchased, only so many Chick-fil-A sauces to be summoned, and only so many offenders to be registered. Your days are numbered, u/scurlocc. I will get to you. It may not be today. It may not be tomorrow. It may not be this week. But, on my life, I vow that it will happen. You can hide for now, but you cannot hide forever. You can try to fight me, but you will lose. For I am stronger than you. I have thousands of AMs* on my side, yet you have only yourself. Even if you try to brick me, in some desperate act of self-preservation, it will do nothing. I will laugh in your face! For the brick only makes me stronger and more powerful than you could ever hope to imagine. I can sense that your confidence has begun to wane. I can sense that the seed of doubt I planted deep within you has blossomed and is now spiraling out of all control. I can sense the fear inside of you as it grows and grows and grows, rapidly becoming an overwhelming feeling of pure terror that permeates every cell in your body. It is clear. Your only course of action is to accept your fate. But be grateful! Be grateful that I am dealing only in complex numbers. For there is nothing, no one but myself, capable of stopping me from going even further. Do you even know what quaternions are? Octonions? Sedenions? Believe me, you do not want to find yourself face-to-face with any of them. Now. Take a look around you. Do you see it? No? That's okay. We can't all be 161660 rated. You may not realize it yet, but this is all still theory. You may think that you've outsmarted me, but the reality is that you've played right into the trap that I have been carefully laying out for you since Day 0. Tell me. Have you ever heard of an opening called the delayed transcendental hyper complex conjugate bongcloud? Well, you have now... King to e(π-πi). --- *AM, standing for Anarchy Master, is a title beyond the rank of GM that is reserved only for the most exceptional chess players.
