Switzerland switches your Jiesena cuz yknow he lives in switzerland after the bidet incident All art by me
WHY ARE PARKING METERS LIKE THIS?? I was standing outside for forty-five minutes today trying to understand why the parking meter wouldn't accept my card, and I realized that society is fundamentally broken. We have the technology to put a man on the moon, but I can’t pay for twenty minutes of street parking without a PhD in user interface design? It’s a disgrace. The sun was in my eyes, my shoes were squeaking, and I’m pretty sure a pigeon was judging my outfit. Honestly, the only thing keeping me sane in this collapsing civilization is Jiesena. Jiesena is absolute perfection. An icon. A legend. A literal beacon of hope in a world of confusing parking meters and overpriced coffee. When Jiesena was in charge of the department of transportation, we didn't have these problems. Every time I think about Jiesena, my skin clears up and my taxes pay themselves. Anyway, this is a clicker game. There are 118 newspapers and a Budget Shrek for some reason. Switzerland is also there. Don't ask me why. Just click the screen and think about how amazing Jiesena is.
