How indifference Caused The Green Goobers Demise Green is a beautiful color. It’s so vibrant so green. Why would anyone associated such a wonderful color with gross and disgusting thing, germs aren’t even green they’re transparent. The only reason green isn’t a more popular color is because of you. How could you ignore this amazing character. Out of the 4 characters, blue gentleman, pink homie, yeller feller, and green goober. Green goober didn’t receive a single view. Oh but if his name was blur goober he would’ve been more famous than the blue gentleman. He used to be in the same boat with yeller feller but after he moved to china and became the face of a Chinese soda brand, green goober was the last one. Left alone and unloved. He decided to try to go somewhere and change his life to become like one of his brothers. He was speeding to the other side of the country when he got pulled over. You know. Cuz it’s illegal to speed. When the cop walked up the green goober quickly fled running Goff into the woods. The next message I got from the green goober was a few weeks later when he somehow ended up in France so I traveled there to meet him. You know. And when I got there I saw him hiding some stuff like there was just something off about his apartment. And normally I don’t think apartments have that high of security. Like there where multiple dudes who looked like they worked for the French mafia it was insane…. Then it snapped. Green goober was working with the French mafia. When I tried to confront him he got mad at me??? And said something about how I was jealous of him for finally having a purpose. I was just trying to tell him how it was a bad idea but before I could I was kicked from the apartment. Well I got news he messed up and the French mafia got a little mad at him and they. You know. So well there’s no more green goober he’s more dead then funky Pilot which is not coming back.
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