I think this is a relationship finder (but more like a meme). Happy has no friends because he's an awful person and generally unpleasant to be around :( If you're looking for these traits in a friend, Happy is for you: Evil Xenophobic Gets angy easily Wants to beat up everyone and their mother Enjoys paw to paw combat Spiteful 0 empathy Has so much energy the children cannot keep up with him. Buff Emotionally sensitive Pretends not to be emotionally sensitive A lil dum THIS MAN IS FOR YOU. Happy's friends: You did not read that wrong, Happy has no friends and no love life, he wants a friend his age, but he can't relate to them because he's the deputy :( He had a friend, and then he a killed a child and that friend caught them, so he is now lacking in friends Contact me if interested! Happy is for you! He is. Do not deny the boi. /silly /nf