This is the 7th song to my emoji saga. Which all started because of a dumb clown emoji lol.
[Verse 1] There’s this account called critterbite, Blue chaotic cat online. They really like waffles, like… a lot, To the point where sleep is not a thought. There’s a joke we all already know: “If you give them waffles, they won’t sleep though.” So obviously, in the comments feed, Someone sends the anomaly . [break] Waffle emoji [Chorus] Oh wow, okay, cool, great, You just sealed their mental state. We all knew what this would do, And yet somehow, you still went through. No warning, no hesitation— Just carbs as a form of provocation. And right on cue, without a doubt: “YEAH WAFFLES!” Is what they shout [Verse 2] It’s not even subtle, not delayed, The response is always the same. No sentence, no emoji back, Just full caps, brain off, going feral fast. We could say “don’t,” we could beg or plead, But the waffle emoji has its own gravity. The moment it’s sent, it’s already done— Critter’s awake. Everyone’s won. [Chorus] Oh wow, okay, cool, great, Another week without sleep, can’t wait. We warned ourselves, we knew the deal, But waffles are apparently too real. No shame, no regret, no delay— Just one loud phrase and they’re on their way: “YEAH WAFFLES” is what they say [Bridge] Like… We know this is bad. But someone always does it. [Final Chorus / Outro] Oh wow, okay, cool, fine, We’ll see you at 3AM online. Eyes wide, thoughts unhinged, All because of what we did. If you’re tired, that’s not our fault— We just pressed the emoji default. Say it loud, say it without waffles— Actually, never mind. “YEAHHH WAFFLES!” “YEAHHH WAFFLES!” “YEAHHH WAFFLES!” “YEAHHH WAFFLES!” Yeah waffle B)
