Option 1 – Peak J I’m J. I expect competence. I am consistently disappointed. Option 2 – Corporate Comedy Senior Disassembly Drone J. If this were a performance review, you’d be dead. Option 3 – Dry + Funny I handle problems efficiently. Unfortunately, you’re recurring. Option 4 – Minimal but Mean I’m J. Try harder. Option 5 – Petty Professional I was promoted. This explains everything. Option 6 – Absolute Menace I don’t have patience. Or mercy. Or time for this.
JCJENSON!!! Tessa my beloved
