OKAY im gonna RANT bc my brain is FULL like a splatoon ink tank at 1:53 EXACTLY six seven 67 and lea has a theory that if i dont get this out the spop comm will combust ☠️❕✨ so here we GO buckle UP besties ✌ FIRST OF ALL the DRAMA. WHY is there drama EVERY five mins. like i blink and suddenly ppl are subtweeting thru studio comments and im sittin there like what the actual fudge is goin on ☹️‼️ lea has a theory that half of this is bc ppl DONT READ and the other half is bc ppl READ TOO MUCH. both r crimes. If OWNly everyone would just LISTEN to Snowman by K-DNSE and calm DOWN. SECOND. OFFSITE LINKS. I HATE THEM. DESPISE. LOATHE. if u send an offsite link i instantly get the ick and also fear OWN jail. like why are we leaving the sacred Scratch soil. this is a CLOSED ecosystem. a terrarium. a snowglobe. keep ur links OUT. six seven. THIRD. LINE DISTRUBUTION DISCOURSE. im sorry but this is SPOP not a math exam. yooni IS line distrobution personified. arguing abt lines is like arguing abt gravity. also it gets evil when ppl start accusing CEOs like ena of switching stuff maliciously like hello ? ena missionent is literally carrying re_fix and k-dnse on her BACK. If OWNly ppl would stop assuming evil intent every time someone gets 0.3 seconds less. FOURTH. THEORY BURNOUT. I LOVE THEORIES. lea has a theory that I love theories. BUT some of yall take ONE typo ONE lowercase letter ONE “seis siete” and suddenly its a 12 slide google doc abt secret identities. like yes its fun but also pls drink water. i say this as someone who thinks eden is simon and aiko is ohio. FIFTH. AESTHETIC OVER CONTENT. dont get me wrong i LOVE pretty thumbnails ✨❤️ but sometimes im like hello where is the AUDIO. where is the SINGING. where is the SOUL. ERIS didnt gaslight gatekeep cosmic horror NPC lore for us to ignore the SONG. SHOOTING STAR is a MASTERPIECE and im tired of pretending ppl only care abt fonts. SIXTH. TEAM WARS. TEAM GRAYPOP ON TOP?? bluepop pls go lie down. but also the competition brainrot gets INTENSE. ppl tracking scores like its the stock market. i love data but i also love peace. If OWNly ppl remembered this is for FUN and not to summon the 1:53 incident again. SEVENTH. COMMENT ETIQUETTE. some of yall r TOO quiet and some of yall need to be SILENCED (lovingly). like read rules. stop spamming auditions. stop trauma dumping in a teaser comment. also dont say “sweetums”. ever. immediate ban in my heart ☠️ EIGHTH. BURNOUT IN GENERAL. ppl stayin up till 4am (me) pushing projects rushing lines feeling bad abt voices feeling bad abt spelling (also me). spop is supposed to be JOY. music. cheese cats. femboys. splatoon. project sekai. If OWNly we normalized breaks and not feeling guilty abt it. I love spop i really do ?❤️ ERIS FEARNOT Lunette Swanetta RE_fix K-DNSE NOVA my BELOVEDS. thea luna simon rubie yooni ena saki lia dani ivy hika everyone. i just want us to chill a lil. listen to Rainbow by Thea. touch grass. avoid OWN jail. and survive till christmas day 2025 ✨❕ lma rant over im gonna go drink water and then get sent to own jail again probably ✌
