trollgesome: zero sum (or, Everyone Turns Pink and Dies)

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NOTE: ADDITIONAL PATCHES MAY BE MADE. FULL TITLE: trollgesome: zero sum (or, Everyone Turns Pink and Dies) I am doubtful as to whether or not the original game will ever be finished, so I am trollgesomeifying it in its current state. This game may or may not also be an excuse to make an AMV. FEATURING: -Damage that may or may not be unavoidable! -Unpatched glitches! Have fun with the game randomly deciding you should be buried in the floor! (Any advice for making the Level 2 bossfight not softlock you? Changing the clear condition to permit their healthbars being a negative number worked for a while, but while doing some playtesting, one time it just softlocked anyway) -All-new unlicensed copyrighted music! I'd rather have the record labels wipe this project off the face of the universe than put even a crumb of AI slop in here! (pls don't sue me Serj i beg you) -Story that isn't up to date with the Trollsome wiki (because it's on fandom, and the suits who own fandom don't seem to understand that people who go on a wiki hosting website want to look at wikis, not ads and honest trailers), and is completely insane! -A credits sequence AMV that isn't synced up to the music properly! -Nothing to do with the Trollge! -Doesn't even contain the song it's subtitled after! (I have found some other tracks from Year Zero lying around, but I have yet to find Zero Sum.) STORY: Driven mad in her final moments, the disembodied soul of Polina White hungers for godhood. She has been growing stronger in the years since her death, corrupting the minds of psychics, and feasting on the souls of those they kill. The very lands are now beginning to be warped by her haunting presence. You play as Taro Sorensen, a former child soldier who was infected with the signal on his second deployment, and the first non-psychic to be capable of perceiving Polina. Now, you have been chosen to wield a fragment of her ruinous powers, to usher in the new world, and grant everyone the peaceful afterlife she never got. No one's gonna save us now. CONTROLS: - arrow keys to move - e to shoot - jump twice to double jump space while jumping to dash - click on the blue key you picked up when you reach the locked door. CHANGELOG: FEB 28, 2026: Game released APR 3, 2026: You can no longer cheese Light Kid by hugging the right wall MAY 13, 2026: Realized I forgot to update Tashi's surname in the credits MAY 16, 2026: Renamed Taro's health variable MAY 26, 2026: Noticed something had the wrong variable