Middle Aged Man By Me (Clap) (Clap) (Clap) (Clap) Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Bumb Bumb Bumb Bumb Bumb Bumb Livin The Life Of A Middle Aged Man It’s Really Not That Fun—--When I Was Younger I Used To Watch The Sun $10,000 In Debt can’t Pay It Back Ye—t I Walked Around Got Hit By A Drum I Can’t Afford A Pint Of Rum In My Apartment Next To Me A Power Hum All The People ‘Round Me Are Just To Dumb They Said They Could Find A Job One Of Them Had An Imaginary—Friend Named Bob He’s 45 When They Go To The Pool They Are To Scared To Dive 5 Is The Age that They Choose To Thrive They Go To Work And They Don’t Even Arrive Livin The Life Of A Middle Aged Man It’s Really Not That Fun—--When I Was Younger I Used To Watch The Sun In 4.5 Billion Years It Will Go Explode By Then I’m Already Off The Road The Moon Comes Closer Every Day Look I’m Not Trying To Stay-ay The Land-Lord Has A Problem My Rent’s 3 Times Due Every Day Is Something That I Rue When I Say That Just On Cue Something Happens That Makes That More True Time Is The One Thing I Need Less Of I Want the Early Way Out My Roommates Still Pout I Ate Trout They Ate Sourkraut E Is Not A Meme They Still Don’t Believe Me They still Sit On A Tree They Talk To Nobody But Still Say’s We. The End.
Me And Only Me :)
