KIRBY IS THE STRONGEST CHARACTER IN THE NINTENDO FRANCHISE- hear me out- you’re probably like “how could this lil guy be like that?” WELL- NOT ONLY CAN HE EAT ANYTHING AND TURN INTO IT- but he’s the ONLY freakin’ character to survive the straight up APOCALYPSE in Smash Bros…. HE EVEN BEAT SONIC FR- SONIC IS THE FASTEST THING ALIVE AND HE DIDN’T MAKE IT BUT KIRBY DID-?! Ohhh hecks to the nahs dude. Like bro might eat bill cipher- THEN WE’RE COOKED CHAT-
