TLACS - Lines for Episode 31

Instructions

are the lines for me (Leon, Cyrus, Leopold), @TheFlamesilk_weaving (Harmony) and @xoxie_voice_acts (Reagan) to record for an upcoming episode for the Leon and Cyrus Show! The lines are below :3 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Leon: Welcome to The Leon and Cyrus Sho- Cyrus: Um… Leopold… You, uh, you look great… Leopold: Don’t even. Leon: So, um… Why? Leopold: Harmony thought it would be a good idea to cover me with glitter. Harmony: He’s the most sparkly ping-pong ball ever! Leon: Huh… Okay then. Cyrus: Who’s that? Harmony: Oh, her? That’s Reagan. Reagan: Hello. Cyrus: Oh, Leopold, this was the other friend you mentioned, right? Leopold: Yup. Leon: You don’t sound very happy today. Leopold: Gee, I wonder why. Leon: So how do you guys wanna start this episode? Cyrus: Let’s talk about ac- Leon: Already? You can’t go one episode without talking about academics? Reagan: Does this guy always do that? Leon: Unfortunately, yes. He does. Cyrus: That’s not a bad thing! Leon: It’s boring! Cyrus: Not when you’re a licensed optimist! Leon: Oh my gods… Reagan: It appears one of you is smarter than the other. Leon: Clearly. Cyrus: Hey! Leon: So what do you guys wanna talk about? Harmony: I don’t know. Anyone got some conversation starters? Leopold: No. Reagen: I’m sure we can figure something out. Cyrus: I just realized something. Leon: What? Cyrus: We have more special guests than hosts this episode. Leon: Yeah, this is the first time we’ve had three special guests all at once on this show. Cyrus: There was that one time we had, like, five, Leon: Yeah, without my permission. Harmony: Oooo! Leopold! Were you one of those five? Leopold: No. I came on about four episodes later. Reagan: I believe you mentioned us too, didn’t you? Leopold: Yes. I did. Harmony: Such a good friend! Leopold: Mhm. Leon: Does being a good friend involve pouring glitter onto them? Reagan: Usually, no. Harmony: Well, in my case it does! Leon: Hmm… Cyrus: Whatcha thinking about now? Leon: Cyrus, do you have any glitter? Cyrus: I might back at my school. Why? Leon: starts laughing Cyrus: Wait a minute! You are not covering me and glitter! Leon: Haha! I thought you’d enjoy something like that! Cyrus: I mean maybe, but no! Harmony: Next time I come on, I’ll bring a whole bucket of glitter! Reagan: That would be a rather… Interesting episode… Leopold: Yeah, I’m taking a warm shower after this episode. Harmony: Awww, does someone not like their glitter? Leopold: No! I do not like being a sparkly ping-pong ball! Leon: Why a ping-pong ball? Leopold: Because Harmony came up with it! Harmony: It has a nice ring to it! Reagan: Does it though? Cyrus: Wait! I got an idea! Leopold: What? Cyrus: pulls out his water bottle Ta-da! My water bottle! Leopold: Oh? Leon: Cyrus…! Cyrus: Who wants to do it? Reagan: I can. Cyrus: Here you go! Leon: Cyrus this is not a good ide- Cyrus: Trust me on this one! Leon: I can’t trust you with a lot of things! Harmony: Reagan, do you know what you’re doing? Reagan: Oh, trust me. I’ve done this many times before. Leopold: How many times have people been covered in glitter? Reagan: None, but they still get dirty here and there from who knows what. Harmony: Works for me. Leon: This isn’t gonna work! Cyrus: Yes it will! We have an expert here! Reagan: Stand still… Leon: Oh gods… Leopold: Just get it off! Water pours down from the water bottle. Leopold has no more glitter, but the table, the floor, and everyone there gets all wet. Leopold: Hooray! Harmony: Aw man! Reagan: There. It’s done. Leon: Are you kidding me!? There’s water everywhere now! Reagan: Yeah, that was most certainly a possibility. Leon: Cyrus! Cyrus: Why are ya’ll looking at me!? Leon: Because this was your idea and now everything is wet! Cyrus: We’re both covered in water too! Harmony: All of us are! Leon: Cyrus! Cyrus: I already know what’s coming… Leopold: What’s comin-? Leon: GET OUT!!!