Adam was a young man in love with sam but sam is attracted to tutu his dog. One day they were walking home from school and adam says “can i ask you something?” then sam replies with “yeah, what’s up”...adam speaks and says “why were you saying my grandma looked scrumposuis???” then sam turns all red and says “u-uh well i-im sorry, shes really cute with her new bbl” then adam gets really mad and says “HOW COULD YOU, i never told you when i thought your grandma was a hottie!!!” then sam gets really defensive and says “Y-YOUR A FREAK!!!!” then adam says “i-i like when you call me that” then Sam says“oh you do?? My sempai papi???” then adam nods while saying “yes my sugarbooger boo boo bear” then they intertwine hands and adam munches on a piece of sam’s mustache but little does adam know that sam really needs to poop and he farts but he poops himself. Adam bursts out laughing saying “hahaha i think the squirrel over there farted, that is very embarrassing, i know my poopy woopy sam wouldnt ever fart!” then adam pins sam agsint a tree and sam turns red with poop dripping out of his pants and adam wants to fight sam. “Put those fists up” instead sam drops down his pants and all the poopy falls out and he sticks it in adams mouth, adam screams and pushes same away into a ditch and runs off to his boyfriend tinkle twink. part two of "Two men's tails" coming out soon!
