this is a lil story about what life would be like if I was honest every day Mom: "Bye honey! Have a good day at school!" Me: "Mom, a day can't be good if you go to school. That thing's literally prison." Mom: *sighs* Teacher: "Good morning class!" Me: "It's NOT a good morning. if it WAS then I wouldn't be HERE" Teacher: *sighs* Me: "I HAVE A QUESTION" Teacher: "Yes Aspen" Me: "Why do every day we have to sit through Six Cruel Hours Of Our Lives, AKA School?" Teacher: *sighs* "It's because-" Me: "And every day we have to do half of my energy wasted on random knowledge, AKA homework?" Teacher: "Because-" Me: "And every day we have mental abuse to humans, AKA Math." Teacher: "Aspen-" Me: "Or-" Teacher: "ASPEN SHUT YOUR MOUTH ALREADY" the end I hope u enjoyed lol