I did this on https://tholman.com/texter/ complaint about brainrot article: Look, we need to talk about 67. It has officially crossed the line from a quirky number into a full-blown "brain rot" epidemic. If you’re a teacher trying to get through a lesson or a parent just trying to exist, you know exactly why this number is the absolute worst right now. Here is the formal "complaint" about why 67 is driving everyone up the wall: It Ruined Basic Math: You can’t say "page 67," "6 to 7 minutes," or even just the digit "6" without an entire room of kids erupting into a synchronized "SIX-SEVEN!". It’s a Pavlovian response that turns any educational setting into a circus. The "Meaningless" Factor: Unlike most slang that actually describes something (like "rizz" or "ghosting"), 67 literally means nothing. It’s a joke without a punchline, which makes the constant shouting feel even more nonsensical and draining. The Repetitive Juggling Gesture: It’s not just the sound; it’s the accompanying "weighing" or "juggling" hand gestures that make it impossible to ignore. It’s visual and auditory clutter at its peak.
