This will be SO controversial, but you can never change my mind! This is my ode to Toad: ═══════════════════════════════════ Okay, so, as you'd expect, whenever I play a Mario game, I always pick Toad. He's just so perfect. He's EXTREMELY underrated in my opinion, so this is a project to hopefully get him some more recognition. One of the main reasons I love him is because he's awfully cute, and his cute little eyes and mushroom head always win me over. To me, playing as Mario if you have a choice to be other characters just seems to boring. Sure, if you like Mario, then play as him. I'm not trying to end your love of Mario, the classic Italian plumber, but I'm just saying that I prefer to be other characters. Like Toad. And in games like MarioKart, his size makes him faster, so I have a higher chance of beating everyone who has bigger characters. I also think the way he sounds is really cute (like when he screams like, "WAAAAAAH" in a really high-pitched voice). So, in conclusion, I adore the small mushroom-headed guy known as Toad, and I hope you do too. If you don't, ah well. (But you may want to lock your doors tonight. Toad will find you, and he will cook you some scrambled eggs.) Credit to Nintendo for the awesome character and the music, which is 'Jump Up, Super Star!' from Super Mario Odyssey, and @bombastic_enderman for the animating. I know this is a lot of grammatically correct writing, but this was NOT written by AI, just a human who reads tons of books, which makes the grammar better. AI is bad. I do not advise you use it to write things for you. Write them yourself!
