Press up or left for control over the unicorn. you are hereby instructed to pilot the unicorn not with inputs but with metaphysical intent by oscillating the mouse between states of having been moved and not yet existing while a frankenstein is procedurally hallucinated at the non-euclidean deep end once the timer exceeds its own numerical self-esteem and to engage in combat you must invoke a recursive neigh subroutine that runs in negative frames per second requiring the unicorn to breathe underwater using variables that store emotions in hexadecimal while the pool continuously recompiles itself into a poll that asks questions it refuses to display and if the unicorn collides with the ladder the entire project performs a soft reboot into fourth-dimensional rotation causing sprites to gain mass and shadows to vote against you until victory is achieved when frankenstein is dereferenced into a floating concept or defeat occurs when scratch attempts to simulate regret and crashes politely upon commencing the experience by forgetting why you opened the tab, the narrative immediately diverges, into, unrelated territories, and you are instructed to manage, the, upon, loading, mario he immediately forgets which universe he is in and begins triple jumping through tax brackets while consuming mushrooms notes as bowser takes notes as a floating notebook error the pot can only be defeated by solving plumbing, causing coins to become opinions goombas to unionize pipes to loop into a cloud the castle was there the whole time!
