So yeah. We totally lied to you all. Sorry. But, also, not really; all's fair in love and war or something. It should also be said that the whole 'this all happened a week ago' was written down ages ago. This has been in the works for a while. wree ritten by abby becuz heez obese or smth
Credit to @cordialcorvus for the Bates and Quentin exploding art in the thumbnail. Coldplay's Adventure of a Lifetime (chosen specifically because of the "like I'm alive again" section, thought it'd be appropriate.)
