I like this funny lil guy :) To elaborate on his goals, he has a clan of 857 gym rats. They raid civilizations and take all of the creatures that can bench over 800+ lbs. He’s the strongest of them all, and once he becomes too old to rule (which happens really quickly because of the negative side effects of steroids) he becomes a personal trainer until he benches below 600 pounds. Then he gets executed, and made into an expensive meat. Their entire philosophy is based around a being’s worth in muscle mass. They believe in a perfect world where benching 800+ pounds is the norm. He believes in a “sacred dope” from ancient texts. Most of it’s description had been lost to time, but they know it’s in a syringe and it’s a red liquid. Ranks in the army: Commander (Highest bench, authority over all) Gym Rat (1900+ bench, authority over newbies) Elder (Someone with a prime of a 1900+ bench, but now coaches newbies after experiencing the negative side effects of steroids. Also trains lifters and gym rats, if they ask.) Lifter (1200-1900 bench, free of being controlled by gym rats, regular civilians with freedom to do whatever they want. They train just as hard if not harder anyways, though.) Newbie (700-1200 bench, necessary to get coached, must train extensively until they can bench 1200+ pounds)
