im supposed to be on strike rn <3 I REHEARSED THIS SONG LIKE 500 TIMES AND THE SECOND I CLICKED RECORD MY VOICE STARTED CRACKING AND I FORGOT THE SONG </3 OH MY GOD I LISTNED TO TE FIRST PART OF ME SINGING AND I SOUND YOUNG ASF </3 the only reason i dont talk online is because of my young ahh voice dawg </3 i only like the first part >< ughghghhh i hate my voice grgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrggrr LYRICS (from my memory): its hard two bee a j3w on christamsnds myf rieeiuwefbcurebfvyuhnvjnce ok here are BETTER lyrics cuz i cant type LYRICS (from my memory (again)): its hard to be a jew on christmas my friends wont let me join in any games and i cant sing christmas songs or decorate a christmas tree or leave water out for rudolph cuz theres something wrong with me my people dont believe in jesus christ's divinity im a jew a lonely jew on christmas hanukah(??) is nice but why is it that santa passes over my house every year and instead of eating ham i have to eat kosher latkes(?) instead of silent night im singing hoo hact toh gaveesh (idk ToT) and what the heck is up with lighting all these flipping candles tell me please im a jew a lonely jew i cant be merry cuz im hebrew on christmas hey little boy i cant help but hear youre feeling left out on christmas cheer ive come to say that you shouldnt be sad cuz this is the one month that you should be glad cuz its nice to be a jew on christmas you dont have to deal with the season at all you dont have to be on your best behavior or give to charity you dont have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family and i dont have to sit on some fake santa's lap and have him breathe his stinky breath on me thats right youre a jew a styling jew its a good time to be hebrew on christmas on christmas ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ the loneliest jew on christmas is the only song im willing to write out all the lyrics too <3
matt stone and trey parker (or whatever their names are) for creating south park ^^ look inside for bloopers oh yea ignore the asmr the bloopers arent all on one part i promise
