■ ■ ■ To the Captain of the Topaz League ■ ■ ■ An Experiment - I understand that you might have some questions about the point of the purple eater, but I assure you Captain, that it will be a powerful asset to Yellow Incorporated. In the test chambers it's in will test it's abilities and strength, with a bit force higher then a hippo, and the intellect to determine when to eat, and when to use. And don't worry Captain about loyalty, it has been properly yellowfied, and should obey any command that we give it, like everything else. I'm glad you've voiced your concerns but again, I assure you that everything will work out. Sincerely, CEO of Yellow Incorporated.
■ ■ ■ To the CEO of Yellow Incorporated. ■ ■ ■ Dear Boss, You forgot to write "Dear Captain of the Topaz League" in your letter Sincerely, Captain of the Topaz League
