Cleansing The World, Geto

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Suguru Geto: The World’s Most Stressed-Out Manager In the anime Jujutsu Kaisen, Suguru Geto is often called a "villain." But if you’ve ever had to do a group project where you did all the work while your partners just sat there eating glue, you might actually realize that Geto was the most relatable character in the show. He wasn’t trying to be evil; he was just a guy who was tired of being the only person in the room who knew how to clean up a mess. First, let’s talk about his "monkey" comments. People act like this was a bad thing, but honestly, it was a term of endearment. Geto was basically a wildlife documentary narrator. He looked at normal people and thought, "Wow, look at these simple creatures. They don't have magic, they trip over their own feet, and they accidentally create giant soul-eating monsters when they have a bad day at work. They’re basically toddlers with car keys." By wanting to get rid of them, he was just trying to "retire" the species. He wanted to turn the whole world into a quiet library where nobody was allowed to scream and create monsters. He wasn't a hater; he was just a guy who really valued "quiet time." Then there’s the whole "eliminating his own parents" thing. To most people, that sounds like a major "red flag." But in Geto’s mind, this was the ultimate "no-nepotism" policy. He didn't want to be that guy who gives his family special treatment. He was being a fair and balanced leader. He basically said, "I’m starting a new club, and even my own mom doesn't have the VIP pass." It was a very bold move for someone who probably still had a laundry basket full of clothes at their house. He was just proving that his "Extreme World Makeover" was for everyone, no exceptions. Also, we have to talk about his cult. People say he was "scamming" people, but I prefer the term "Spiritual Subscription Service." He was basically an influencer before Instagram was huge. He gave rich people a place to hang out, some cool robes to wear, and a sense of purpose. In exchange, they gave him money for his very expensive hair products. It was a win-win! He was just a "business mogul" who realized that if you look cool enough, people will pay you to tell them what to do. Finally, we have to respect his diet. Geto’s power was eating cursed spirits, which he said tasted like "a rag used to wipe up vomit." He did this every day just to keep the world safe. After eating a thousand "vomit rags," anyone would be a little grumpy! He wasn't trying to destroy humanity; he was just a guy who had a very long, very gross day at work and decided that the "customers" (normal people) were no longer right. In conclusion, Suguru Geto was just a man with a dream, a great skincare routine, and a very low tolerance for people who "leak" bad vibes. He didn't want to be a villain; he just wanted to be the manager of a world where everyone finally followed the rules. He wasn't starting a war; he was just doing a very aggressive "vibe check" on the entire planet.