Ðog ~ (Locked in a box for your own convenience) You just couldn't bear the thought of having to get up one more time to retrieve that dang ball That ball of mine It always got stuck In all those same places Your miserable luck Shows on all of your faces You don't want to hear it My yelping and whining Or care that I'm anxious Whenever you're dining You finally sat down Now I want attention "Get out of town!" You resort to prevention You put my ball up, far away, out of reach Do you know what it is that you're trying to teach? Then you're walking away to go back to your seats Your movie entertains only who it treats Do you know what it is that you actually teach? You're not always practicing all that you preach I lay around home and do nothing all day I sit in my kennel, I get in your way My feelings are stupid, and so are my fears How dare I express my concerns to your ears? You say of me, “love her,” then act you “regret her” Like I'm not one of you and don't deserve better I'm itchy and stuffy inside of this sweater You notice me writhe but go on like, "whatever" "I think I like you in this costume much better" "Oh, do me a favor and don't be a fretter" "Your issues are nothing to what I have weathered" "And keep your voice down, mind the leash while you're tethered" You don't seem too worried When you're watching T.V. Why would you be hurried To listen to me? I'm very annoying For having desires For playing, enjoying While your patience tires I have it so good A shelter with food You'd hate that I would When you're not in the mood Pat my head and tell me you love me Until it upsets you, what makes me happy
This is perhaps the most sarcastic poem I've ever written. This is a heavy one. v-v This poem is a critique. I made it on Jan 12, 2025. This was mostly inspired by real dynamics I've observed between members of my family and my family dog. But it was also inspired by (and can also apply to) relationships between humans. P.S. I wrote the lettering in the project by hand bc the text thingy wasn't working for some reason. -_( '-' )_- Yup. Wrote it inside that tiny sprite costume rectangle with my finger on my touchscreen laptop lmaooo
