Guys I'm so 67 Y/N alpha boss ceo with the low taper fade.I have so much rizz I'm a Y0@! and yur! at the same time.The betas are to scared to say my name because they know i'm the ultimate alpha kawaii baka sigma chan.When I bring out the junko poses and my eyes turn red my enemies know they should run.And yet...I don't like it.I don't like it when people are to scared to look me in the eye.In reality i'm just a misunderstood cutie-patootie.I tell myself"Queen never cry"but...it just s/cks.But I understand them.They don't mew everyday so their jaw can cut through metal like mine can.They don't sing skibiti toilet before bed every night.But it's always*sigh*"where's alpha chan"never *emo hair flip*"hows alpha chan".My 67 powers are a curse.I keep having to do anime fight scenes.It never ends.I thought about singing "THe Jax sogn official"on my way to the alpha anime school with a piece of toast in my mouth like every Anime girl like me must do.My blond pigtails literally defying gravity.But then as I was 4/1 parts away from the school...I saw her.Monika.*end of chapter one*(BRO WHY DID I MAKE THIS AND WHY IS IT KINDA GOOD but uhhhh yh meet my satire oc her name is magic-chan(heh hint hint) but uh yh pls tell me if I should stop TS because I will stopmthe story since its prob the most cringe thing you've ever read LOLZ butt uh yh lolz)