The ever-iconic TBQ Tree is sick with a poison. And Chuboingo, who ate from the tree, has been killed by the poison. Where this poison came from, I can't say. But one thing's for certain: it's the work of the lemmings. Now, this isn't the first time Chuboingo's died (and it certainly won't be the last), but we can't revive him in a poisoned body, and now must seek out the Forbidden Hawaiian Punch Fountain to cure him and the tree of this poison. The map to the fountain (which we've been neglecting to use for almost a year) seems to be constantly shifting, as though the fountain is moving. My theory? The fountain is somewhere in the illusive Gnome Garden pocket dimension, the door to which is hidden away in the perpetually shifting underground catacombs. Chuboingo's corpse already had the door's key handy, so perhaps he tried to find the cure himself? Or perhaps it was planted on the body? OoOoOoOh.... Anyways, I'll let you all decide where to go from here, I'm just getting the ball rollin' Also, this all takes place after the crystalien thing, just to clarify.
