-JAPANESE- 裁判かけて欲しい罪犯人さんはどうぞ気軽に。被告人さんと証人さんもどうぞお気軽に相談してください。何でもいいですよ。現実離れしててもOKです。だってこの<ケッペル裁判>は現実離れしてますから！
-ENGLISH- If you are a criminal who wants to be tried, please feel free to contact us. Defendants and witnesses are also welcome to consult with us. Anything is fine. It's OK even if it's unrealistic. Because this "Keppel Trial" is unrealistic!
