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LORE: Ah yes, the humble Immoral Island! Wait, Humble isn't the right word. Let us restart. Ah yes, the terrifying Immoral Island! The monsters who live here are cruel at heart. They recklessly destroy their own home, with no care whatsoever! Their island is surrounded by a lake of vicious slime that is so potent that it can melt your skin down to the bone! The large pillars are the remnants of an old theatre destroyed long ago by ancient Immorals. Now don't be a scrooge, come have some fun with the Immorals!
