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LORE: Ah yes, the humble Immoral Island! Wait, Humble isn't the right word. Let us restart. Ah yes, the terrifying Immoral Island! The monsters who live here are kind at heart. They make sure to take care of their home! Their island is surrounded by a lake of vicious slime that is so potent that it can melt your skin down to the bone! The large pillars are the remnants of an old theatre destroyed long ago by grumpy Immorals, however the current Immorals take good care of them, even if they are a little overgrown with large vines. Now don't be a scrooge, come have some fun with the Immorals!