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LORE: Ah yes, the humble Immoral Island! Wait, Humble isn't the right word. Let us restart. Ah yes, the terrifying Immoral Island! The monsters who live here are cruel at heart. They recklessly destroy their own home, with no care whatsoever! Their island used to be surrounded by a lake of vicious slime that was so potent that it could melt your skin down to the bone! But some strange phenomenon caused it to dry up! The large pillars are the remnants of an old theatre destroyed long ago by ancient Immorals, unkempt and overgrown with large vines. Now don't be a scrooge, come have some fun with the Immorals!
