Lyrics: Intro: Let's do a little recap on 2025. Shall we? January: La La Land's On Fire Trump Refuses To Retire Tiktok Timeout Elon's Sketch Lively Lawsuit Boujee Eggs February: Trans Get Banned Luka's Traded Tariffs Got Everyone Frustrated Queen Bey's Got All The Cowboys Talking Shady Halftime With Serena Crip Walking March: Abracadabra An Album Dropped Hype For Dubai Chocolates Gotta Stop Morning Routines Brain Rot Memes "Catch Me Outside" Girl And Barkers Got Beef April: I Forgot This Is The Whole Point Chicken Jockey Became A Crypto Coin Katy Kissed The Ground Queen Bey Tours Around Alex Is The Goat Rest In Peace To The Pope May: You Can Comment Pictures Now On Tiktok Zendaya's Hat Steal A Brain Rot T.J. Maxx Girl Came In Hot 2.5, That's A Lot June: Standing On Business Panthers Won The Cup Mommy? Mamacita. Troops Geared Up Newest Minion That's Autistic and G@y Nothing Beats A Jet 2 Holiday July: Labubus All The Hype He Got Caught Cheating On His Wife Holy Air Ball He Got The Gold The Summer I Turned Pretty Had Us In A Chokehold August: She Got A Ring Made EveryBody Sing Sean Kingston's Million Dollar Fraud Scheme Demi Reunites With Nick, Joe, And Kevin And We Can't Forget About Six-Seven September: Cardi B's Baby Suspended By Disney Charlie Kirk R.I.P. D4vd's Felony Zendaya Might've Found Her Forever Honey Super Bowl Halftime By Bad Bunny October: Government On A Total Shutdown These 4 Snuck In To Steal the Crown Demi As Poot He Got An Ouchie Going Back To Honolulu For That Maui Wowie November: Why Do These Two Always Cry Why Do People Line Up To Buy Why Are These Kinda Gas No Lie Why Does Everyone Think He D!ed December: Oh What A Year For Heaven's Sake What's On Your Accomplishment Cake? Have You All Been Changed For Good? Outro: I Can't Think Of Anymore Rhymes Love You All Happy New Year
Credits to Liv Swearington It makes more sense when you watch it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DXAU8oPnV0
