"Right now, he's probably slow dancin' with a bleach-blonde tramp And she's probably gettin' frisky Right now, he's probably buyin' her some fruity little drink 'Cause she can't shoot whiskey Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool stick Showin' her how to shoot a combo And he don't know I dug my key into the side (into the side) Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights (both headlights) Slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats Right now, she's probably up singing some White-trash version of Shania karaoke Right now, she's probably sayin', "I'm drunk" And he's a-thinkin' that he's gonna get lucky Right now, he's probably dabbin' on Three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo Oh, and he don't know Oh, that I dug my key into the side (into the side) Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights (both headlights) Slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl A-'cause the next time that he cheats Oh, you know it won't be on me No, not on me 'Cause I dug my key into the side (into the side) Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights (both headlights) Slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats Oh, maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats Oh, before he cheats Oh"
"And he don't know" Thanks to @Miss_Bog5 for the song request !! Hope you enjoy Also, credits for Carrie Underwood !!
