You've just unboxed your new HAPPY CO. computer. Click readme.txt for instructions. Press 7 to upgrade screen (hide scrolling). If you thought you could take the name JOKES ON YOU I TRADEMARKED IT [UPDATE LOG] [v1.0 - OPENING] 3 new applications (2 if you don't count readme.txt because that's a file), shutdown button [v1.1 - SCOPE_H4RD3R!!!11!!] Added a 404 page into Omniscope