SPAM THAT GREEN FLAG Arrow keys to move, use the gun reload sound to avoid baguettes, and eat the croissants for points, and get the hearts for more lives. As the baker says, nowhere is safe from his brand new, 80% discount nukes. The red circle gets more visible, so move quickly. There is a bread shelter, but no bomb shelter. The baker's baguettes do a random amount of damage, ranging from your Difficulty to three times that. You have 100 health. If you scrolled down here, get good
Random Game ed on my first French sentence in Duolingo, "Un chat mange un croissant". Credits to myself for the terrible drawings and bad code, also for the boring game. Credits to tuna.voicemod.net for the meme sounds. 157 blocks of code and about 3 hrs of dedication :) In the comments, please don't say it is boring, bad, or you just never want to play it, because I know. @griffpatch