so basically he is one of the many individuals named after Ronald the dog who owns Microsoft and is the earth and is an ip address yes we are living on the dog conspiracy theory the dog is actually my dog and when the world explodes because he is sick of humanity she will spare me and people who I specifically asked them to spare Ronald the dog is genderfluid Ronald the dogs adoptive dad is Ronald mcdonald who created the universe also Ronald cube has a son and the son's name is Ronald wood cube Jr and he is a homemade stilt and Ronald cube is canonically in the cazverse also he is made using emoji kitchen moai + magic wand Ronald cube pays his taxes Ronald cube doesn't personally know Ronald dog but he's heard of him Ronald cube has an evil sister named Ronald sphere who has been rejected from the family because she ugly ugly Ronald cube has been to jail once for attempted arson he tried burning the biggie cheese shrine and we do NOT burn the biggie cheese shrine Ronald cube is very good at singing Ronald cube is very rich and famous Ronald cube has a grandchild
this is a joke project