Fillot the orange is starting kindergarten, and he’s feeling stupid (and a little muderous!) as he walks into his stinky new classroom with his green backpack on. On the bug-covered rug, he meets some new classmates—Bimot, who is depressed and always frowning; Piffy, who hates listening and is always asking unnecessary questions; and Stupid Blue Pig, who is scared, rude, and never ready to help a friend. Together, they get dumber, go insane, and cry as they discover how boring school can be. At the front of the room is their teacher, Mr. Prilly, who wears dirty glasses and hates teaching numbers, stories, and teamwork. Mr. Prilly makes everyone feel unwelcome and helps Fillot realize that kindergarten is a place to be tortured, try dangerous things, and be stupid. By the end of the day, Fillot knows this is the start of a horrific new adventure.✨
