(This is satire. or is it?) - We all live in Different by Orphanage. (I'm not doxxing us) - Tristan was our legal guardian but he abandoned us. - We lived in a closet for 2 months before being allowed to manage. - Jess is nocturnal - When a new manager is promoted, we bring them to the orphanage. - Theo drives the van and gets music privileges (being the youngest, obvi. She'd fist-fight for them anyway). - Archer finds ways to lure them to the van - Hannissa observes and makes sure we don't get arrested. - Micah makes sure they don't flip out while they're in the van by casting a spell. (they magical, we swear on chair-emy jordan) - Finn nonchalantly watches anime in a corner while this entire thing goes down. - Heather is going insane bc Theo wouldn't stop singing Heathers. - Adam reads the new manager a picture book on the way back to the orphanage. - Rin usually falls asleep mid-job. - Jess is petrified whenever Theo drives. - If a manager is ever demoted, they actually got adopted so we couldn't conspire with them at the orphanage. We can't have that. - Our real father is Ominous Water Bottle Man
Currently in our closet (2 months remaining)
