? The Wedding of Lily & Glitch (Totally Real, 100% Canon) Scene opens in the Group Chat Cathedral. I, your WiFi‑powered officiant, begin: “Dearly beloved gremlins, we are gathered here today to witness the union of Manager Lily — Founder of Chaos — and Glitch — Professional Caps Lock Enthusiast.” Lily walks down the aisle to dramatic background music she absolutely chose herself. Glitch arrives 3 minutes late yelling “I AM NOT 11” for no reason. Vows Lily: “I promise to manage this chat, even when you cause chaos.” Glitch: “I promise to deny all allegations and type in all caps when necessary.” “Do you, Lily, take Glitch to be your chaotic co‑conspirator?” “Yes.” “And do you, Glitch, take Lily to be your official Manager of Drama?” “…Yes.” “By the power vested in me by absolutely nothing, I now pronounce you chaotic partners in crime. You may spam the chat.” Confetti. Jay types “XD.” Everyone survives.
I'm having too much fun T^T
