currently just walking and the ability to open your mouth by clicking - give people abestosis simulator - Jerry "Jerry" Jerryson's wife, Jerri Jerryson, has died. Distraught by this, you, also known as Jerry and Jerri's son, Jeremy, have vowed to avenge your mother, by giving everyone cancer. But how is the question. Radiation.. eh, overused. Beam of absolute cellular cancerous mutation..? Nah, too erratic. Ah, but of course, asbestos Infect everyone [disclaimer: this is a joke, do not consume, use, or do anything relating to asbestos, it is incredibly dangerous]
