pov me when all the biodegradation escapes the biodegradation containment unit (BCU) and they attack me because i dont feed them even though its my job because im the biodegradation feeder but instead i just watch netfilx all day because i found the staff wifi password and even though the working conditions suck and i should really be reporting them to HR they probably wont do anything about it because they dont know what its like to be feeding biodegradation while 80's pop music is constantly playing over the loudspeakers but its fine because i bought these really cool noise canceling headphones that help me listen to my netlix better but they kinda are bad because they also cancel out the noise of my biodegradation feeding reminder (BFR) and thats probably why i forget to feed the biodegradation so really i just need to get a better job because last week the showers in the employee care unit had mold in them and i got sick for a week and i still had to work while sick and speaking of the care unit its not all its cracked up to be because the only food they have is blueberry bagels and heavily salted sausages and i know that sounds appetizing but its not because after two and a half years of being a biodegradation feeder and only eating blueberry bagels and heavily salted sausages you start to lose a sense of taste and now when i visit family all the food tastes like blueberry bagels and heavily salted sausage and also the only leisure activity is an eight ball pool table that is slightly too big to play pool on and nobody ever uses it so like i said the only thing i have to do anymore is watch netfilx and i think ive watched every single thing to watch on there and yeah i love my job
