Now before you say anything, most of these ARE gay for little people being like “She’s not post gay content” “It’s straying from their content,” JK no one’s saying that. Further thoughts \/ Stevepop: Steve and Sodapop. I mean its pretty much canon at this point Parry: Paul and Darry: I mean, I respect the hustle but they are literal enemies Johnnyboy: Johnny and Ponyboy. Okay, I know this is controversial, but they are FRIENDS, Friends I say. Dalbit: Dally and Two-Bit. I don’t even know why this exists. I hate it, I hate it so much Marbit: Marcia and Two-BIt. WHY DID HE THROW AWAY HER NUMBER. WHY! Jally: Johnny and Dally. Another controversy one here, but Dally is like his older brother. You can see how weird this is, right? Merry: Marcia and Cherry. I respect the hustle, but I just don’t see it. Bandy: Bob and Randy. I think this one is funny, because it is. Stally: Steve and Dally. Guys, stop shipping people together just because they are friends Tally: Two-Bit and Dally: Same as before, but this one is funnier, and I can respect the hustle. Dalvia: Dally and Sylvia. You, you know she cheated on him with his best friend right. You know that right? Johnnypop: Johnny and Soda. I can see where this would come from, but no Cherrycola: Cherry and Soda. I can see it, but I don’t like it Darbit: Darry and Two-Bit. No, uh-uh, no Ponybit: Ponyboy and Two-Bit. HE’S FOURTEEN AND HE IS EIGHTEEN. THIS IS NOT OKAY! Pony pop: Ponyboy and Sodapop: THEY’RE BROTHERS OMG. IS THIS IS A COMMON SHIP TOO! Darryboy: Darry and Ponyboy: THIS IS ONE IS WROSE BECAUSE THEY’RE BROTHERS AND ONE’S 14 AND ONES 20! Darrypop: Darry and Sodapop: OMG STOP, JUST STOP GET YOURSELF SOME HELP! Ponyball: Those who know Cherryboy: Cherry and Ponyboy. I respect the hustle, and to be fair they are cute together Chenny: Cherry and Johnny. I don’t actually know the name for this ship. I don’t not like it. Stevebit: Steve and Two-Bit. I’d like it more if Stevepop and Marbit weren’t things Sodabit: Sodapop and Two-Bit. Ehh, no Curlyboy: Curly and Ponyboy: I mean, its not bad, but its not good either Randyboy: Randy and Ponyboy: why does this exist. I mean there is nothing inherently wrong, but no Dardal: Darry and Dally. No, not happening ever in ever Berry: Bob and Cherry. It’s canon, is it a good relationship, ehh Mandy: Marcia and Randy: Same as above but less ab sive Dalboy: Dally and Ponyboy. God no Dalpop. Dally and Sodapop: I mean, I respect the hustle Bonny: Bob and Johnny: BOB LITERALLY AB SED JOHNNY AND TORTURED HIM MULTIPLE TIMES! BOB IS THE REASON JOHNNY IS THE WAY HE IS STOP THIS MADNESS!
